If there`s three things I`m passionate about in life, it`s lesbians being seen more, people in wheelchairs being a piece of society, and Everybody Loves Raymond. But for the interest of being funny, I`m just release to speak about the moment one in this article. But before I do, let me reiterate that I fucking love lesbians.
People in wheelchairs often get the dead end of the stick.
First of all, they can`t walk. Well, I think that`s pretty much it actually. But it`s even a major concern, and keeps them from doing a lot of cool stuff, such as voting. No, wait, people in wheelchairs can still vote. I throw them confused with women. What, women can vote now? Fuck. Here`s to President Sewing Machine in 2012.
The level I was stressful to do was that even though people in wheelchairs get discriminated against in a lot, something that they should take no concern in doing is dressing up for Halloween and getting candy (baby-12 years) or poon (18-45). But you`re uncertain of what to set up as? Well my lame footed-friends, ol` Lee Dungeree is here to make you some cool costume ideas.
Aladdin and his magic carpet. Dress up as your stereotypical Arab, then get an old rug and cut a hollow in the middle. Then clothe it over your wheelchair. It`ll seem like you`re riding on the carpet. Or getting sucked into it.
A drummer and a drumset. Dress up in rocker style clothing (or care a jackass; your pick), and then decorate your wheelchair to feel like it`s a drumset. other people might be dressed as musicians or rock stars, but will any of them take their own drumset? I believe not. But if somebody does have their own, you`re pretty much screwed.
Joe Swanson from Family Guy. He`s the one in a wheelchair, right? I don`t actually determine the show. I only hold it on as background noise when I`m coming down from a glue high.
Fred Flintstone. Here`s one for the kids. Dress up as Fred Flintstone, and then decorate your wheelchair like it`s his car. Not but is dressing up as an abusive caveman extremely fun, but you get to drive round in his car, too. The only snag is that you`re stuck like that the whole evening.
Some form of robot. Crap, I don`t know. A lot of robots have wheels. Just wrap yourself in a lots of foil. Don`t doubt it.
A farmer on his tractor. All joking aside, this is a pretty badass costume idea. If someone dressed like this, I would almost certainly party with them.
There you own it, gang. Some awesome costume ideas for our friends who can`t walk. Don`t just forget the festivities to people who are instinctively mobile. Have fun. And if they don`t wish it, run over their foot. Give them hell. It is Halloween, after all.
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