Previously on the Amazing Race:Osama Bin Laden was eliminated.
Still in the plot is:
White Daddy Issues
Globetrotters
Fake Trotters
Team Edward
Team Peepants
The sequence begins with Phil in presence of a restaurant, telling us nothing.Zev & Justin leave first.Into the unknown.They cause to house in to get to the unknown.
hen they get to delay in the cold for 3 hours until the helicopters open.Peepants is back to leave.They head out that for this leg of the rush they were granted one dollar.They suppose it`s hilarious!Hahahaha!They say how they are having more fun this time around because the 1st time they ran the speed they were rushing to race.Yeah, take your time Peepants, no worries. It`s not wish it`s for A MILLION DOLARS!
Jen is aroused to mount a helicopter, and Kisha is not, because of the snow.They take that he first helicopter leaves at 9:15am WEATHER PERMITTING!And it`s dumping snow, so they might be there for a while.
Team Edward is going at 8am.Kent says that they are starting the leg happier.Vyx says that they put on extra glitter today to catch the snow.They run into the snow, Kent wants Vyx to help him with his cap because he can`t pass it.Oh my God!By the way, have you noticed that each leg the Goths get more and more psychotic.And the fact that they are "acting happier" makes them seems very serial-killery.Barry and I are now legitimately scared of the Goths.
White Daddy Issues leaves next and somehow bypasses Team Edward pretty quickly.Probably because the Team Edward were trying to stop and hide a squirrel or something. As Team Edward gets passed by Gary and Mal-Mal Kent gets all creepy and without any emotion says how everything just makes him desire to kick Gary and Mallory`s ass even more. Kent is being a stanky diaper this leg.Vyx is embarrassed.They ultimately get a cab.
"See that snowflake over there? NO, not that one, the one adjacent to it.That snowflake makes me sooo angry."
Big Easy is making some sports metaphors about the last quarter, but he plays in a plot that`s rigged so we`re not certain what he`s getting at.
Everyone is talk about how they are all afraid of the helicopters.How can you have been on the Amazing Race for the back sentence and yet have never ridden in a helicopter?!?!?!I feel like every season is chocked full of teams looking downward from helicopters saying how beautiful whatever sh*t below them is.I`m not afraid of helicopters, but Barry is.But then again Barry is also afraid of chunky peanut butter, flip-flops and Piglet from Winnie the Pooh so I don`t really need him seriously anymore.
So we have arrived, time for the teams to go into_the unknown. (Which is what Barry and I call our jacuzzi, mainly because we don`t clean it out enough.We cut to Phil introducing us to_.The Matterhorn. It`s vast and serious and mass are dying in avalanches as we speak!No Phil, don`t do us raise it!We`re sad we mocked your necklace and your half-accent.Let us get back in our jacuzzi!!
The Matterhorn: The thumb up your can of mountain ranges.
Damn, with the psychotic goths, the deadly helicopters and the unpredictable murdering Matterhorn, this is one scary episode of Amazing Race!Buckle up people, let`s get to this detour and get this matter over with!
DETOUR: Search or Rescue.Clever.In "Search" teams must use a GPS to discover a dummy burried in the blow then dig it`s ass out.In "Rescue", someone has to drive into a crevace and get a real live person then get pulled up by their partner.I`d chose the one where the St. Bernard brings you hot cocoa.The Fake Trotts pick "Search" and they get the coordinates of the blank with their GPS immediately.Now they only have to dig!Peepants chooses "Rescue" and are having fun repelling.Dang Kisha laughs weird.I mean, really weird. I`m scared again Barry, hold me!Gary and Mallory arrive on the "Hunting" scene and witness their property to dig.
Meanwhile, Zev and Justin?Still digging!
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